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		<title>Burger King: No shoes rule taken too far with baby &#8211; Yahoo! News</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Burger King: No shoes rule taken too far with baby &#8211; Yahoo! News.
 By JIM SALTER, Associated Press Writer        Jim Salter, Associated Press Writer  –     Thu Aug 6, 9:18 pm ET
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		<title>In a case of Life Imitating Art</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man struck by airplane piece
Published: Aug. 5, 2009 at 5:08 PM
DEARBORN, Mich., Aug. 5 (UPI) &#8212; A Michigan man said he was struck on the shoulder by a piece of an airplane while he was talking to his wife in front of his home.
Wissam Beydoun, 41, of Dearborn, said he initially thought his wife had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man charged with barking at police dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man charged with barking at police dog
Published: Aug. 6, 2009 at 2:41 PM
THREE RIVERS, Mich., Aug. 6 (UPI) &#8212; A 26-year-old Michigan man was arrested for allegedly barking at a police dog, authorities said.
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		<title>Ewww.  What other kind of funk was hidden in there?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[600-pound prisoner hid gun in fat layers
Published: Aug. 6, 2009 at 6:36 PM
HOUSTON, Aug. 6 (UPI) &#8212; Houston police say a man weighing nearly 600 pounds concealed a 9mm handgun in his layers of fat for more than a day while in custody.
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		<title>Ohio home damaged by bear &#8211; UPI.com</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ohio home damaged by bear
Published: Aug. 6, 2009 at 7:03 PM
STREETSBORO, Ohio, Aug. 6 (UPI) &#8212; Authorities in Ohio say a black bear is the prime suspect in putting a huge hole in the wall of a home and smashing out a basement window.
The Ohio Division of Wildlife said the damage to Steve Lenart&#8217;s home [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Police: Women arrested in revenge plot &#8211; UPI.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police: Women arrested in revenge plot
Published: Aug. 4, 2009 at 2:40 PM
STOCKBRIDGE, Wis., Aug. 4 (UPI) &#8212; Police in Wisconsin said a woman and her husband&#8217;s three mistresses have been arrested for an alleged revenge plot involving a motel room and powerful glue.
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		<title>Moped driver was towing stolen mower &#8211; UPI.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Moped driver was towing stolen mower
Published: Aug. 4, 2009 at 3:26 PM
ROCK HILL, S.C., Aug. 4 (UPI) &#8212; South Carolina police said a moped driver towing a stolen lawn mower pulled over for officers but attempted to flee from them on foot.
Lindsey Phillips Jr., 42, of Rock Hill, was spotted Friday afternoon towing a lawn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man paints complaint to city on house &#8211; UPI.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:39:11 +0000</pubDate>
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Published: Aug. 4, 2009 at 5:19 PM
CARY, N.C., Aug. 4 (UPI) &#8212; A Cary, N.C., man said water runoff from city road projects
prompted him to have &#8220;Screwed by the town of Cary&#8221; painted on the side of his house.
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		<title>World&#8217;s largest soap bubble made in London &#8211; UPI.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[World&#8217;s largest soap bubble made in London &#8211; UPI.com.
LONDON, Aug. 4 (UPI) &#8212; A &#8216;bubbleologist&#8221; has created what he says is the world&#8217;s largest free-floating soap bubble in a London park.
Samsam Bubbleman, 37, a professional bubble-maker who has performed for the Dubai royal family and numerous celebrities, said he created the giant bubble, which stretched [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BEST QUOTE Seen on a Blog This Week.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:08:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*They ALL DIED before we could cook them. I set them on a paper towel for ONE MINUTE and every goddamn mussel decided to commit ritualistic suicide rather than face the hot pan of death. I was going to drown you in WINE, you bastards. WINE. We should all be so lucky to die such [...]]]></description>
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